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Wednesday, January 22, 2003
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Why is it that I can never bring myself to delete anecdotes from my inbox until I "share the joy" and somehow pass them on to the rest of the world ? What if the rest of the world is like me? Would I then also be sharing the frustration? Who knows. *sigh* I am almost deleriously tired. I think that i'm going to install my compiler and then go back to sleep. THis is ridiculous. I slept for something like 10.5-11 hours last night. My body has no buisness being this sleepy.
dating all the way back to last spring and San Diego... (yes I was trying to clean my inbox)
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells
the guy,"This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks
the guy, "How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The
doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. The
guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work
20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was
happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my
own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the
boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy,
"How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about
eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all
of the guys stress.
But the guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag,
nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch!"
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I just sit
at home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
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